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The Monkey Rocker Machine
[DS200]


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$749.00
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Ships on 07/06/09



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The Monkey Rocker fucking machine

Grab onto the handles and fuck yourself to orgasm! The Monkey Rocker has an articulated seat specially designed to make it easy, fun and safe for people to experience penetrative sexual pleasure. The Monkey Rocker is smooth and stable so you can concentrate on the pleasure you deserve. The machine relies entirely on your body movement to do all of its thrusting. There are no motors to plug in or breakdown, and no noise. More importantly, because the Monkey Rocker responds only to your movement, you have complete control so it's like a lover that can read your mind. How it works?

The Monkey Rocker has a seat which rocks in response to your movement. As the seat assembly moves forward or back in relation to the base, the thrust control arms move the pivoting thrust arm assembly upward or downward in relation to the seat. The Monkey Rocker comes with a removable vac-u-lock plug which can be used to attach any vac-u-lock dildo to the thrust arm. Our 8 inch vac-u-lock dong is included. We also offer 2 other vac-u-lock dildos that can be used with the Monkey Rocker(see below).

Advantages:
Because of it unique design Monkey Rocker has advantages other machines don't.

  • It is lightweight (25 lbs fully assembled) and compact; this makes the machine easy to carry and store.

  • Requires no electricity or complicated setup.

  • Is completely silent, ensuring privacy.

  • Can accommodate users up to 400lbs.

  • Features thrusting controlled entirely by your movement, so the speed and depth of penetration is easy for you to vary and bring yourself to orgasm as quickly or as slowly as preferred.

  • Is perfect for anal stimulation. That part of the body is full of nerve endings and can be a wonderful source of pleasure. Because the Monkey Rocker is easy to control you won't have to be worried about being penetrated too hard or too fast.


Construction:

The Monkey Rocker is constructed of 3/4 inch thick ultra refined medium density fiberboard (MDF). MDF offers a great combination of strength, stability and beauty. It is finished with a powder coating for durability.

Shipping Notice: Due to the size of this product we cannot ship to P.O. Boxes.


   

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Customer Reviews

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5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by Lola Hall Date Added: Tuesday 10 February, 2009  
I love the monkey rocker. I am a college student and it fits neatly under my bed until I'm ready for some fun. It's quiet, so I don't get caught by my aparment roommates. I'm thinking of asking them to join me one night. My pussy gets wet just thinking about this great machine. What a great graduation present for any student.
5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by Steve Grisham Date Added: Monday 29 December, 2008  
I have to say this is the best sex toy a guy could have. Once you get your ass a primed and ready to go, you can ride this machine for as long as you can stand it and when you think you are done you go for another round. I highly recommend this toy of joy!
5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by love again Date Added: Saturday 27 December, 2008  
I received this as a gift..oddly enough I was embarrased..but ladies, have u ever passed out from pure pleasure..I do over and over again..
5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by Date Added: Thursday 18 December, 2008  
After reading the reviews of this awsome fuck machine I just could not wait to try it and it. did not disappoint. Once I put it together and went for a spin. All I can say is my legs started to shake and now I will be adding this to my daily work out schedule. I may have to work out twice a day so I get the tru benifits. This will not disapoint. Good does not discribe it.
5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by Perry Cumo Date Added: Tuesday 21 October, 2008  
The monkey rocker is some of the best sex my husband and I have ever had. My husband eats my monkey, then I mount this machine and let it fuck my brains out. One night, I mounted this and was riding it like a beast. I came so hard that my stream hit a wall 10 feet away! First and only time. This weekend, we are planning a party with 3 other couples. I will report back on what happens.
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