Triassic Temptation
Key Features
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Fantasy Dildo: This green and blue Jurassic dong has a long tail for balance, heavy balls, big legs, and a curved shaft with a realistic head!
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Premium Silicone: Made out of phthalate-free, body-safe, premium silicone. Use with water-based lubricants only.
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Gag Gift: This dickosaurus is the perfect gag gift to bring a smile or laugh to your friend or coworker!
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Firm and Flexible: Designed with a firm, flexible shaft, it's also great for a ride!
Is this a quirky decoration? Or a sex toy? This dickosaurus rex is roaring for pleasure and can also elicit a laugh when placed on your desk or shelf as deviant decor! With its iridescent blue-green coloring and its long, dick-like neck, it stands out as a beautiful shade of Triassic temptation! Stand it up on its own using its long tail and strong legs, and enjoy the heavy balls that hang between the legs and the long, veiny, curved shaft that you can admire from afar or get real close and personal with! Made out of phthalate-free, body-safe, premium-quality silicone it is safe to use internally. Use only water-based lubricants with it for best results. The large, unique, dino-leg base makes it safe for vaginal and anal use. To clean after play, use warm water and mild soap, then rinse it off and spray it with a toy cleaner before patting it dry.
You run down the jungle hill, nearly tripping on roots as you sprint to the nearest hiding place. You hear the bone-chilling roar of the T-rex in the distance. The earth shakes with each step it takes. You watch the ripples form in the puddles nearby as its feet stomp the ground. You get lucky this time. The sounds get farther away, and the ripples in the puddles disappear. You sigh in relief. The danger is gone. A chirp comes from behind the giant fern you're crouched by. You peer through the leaves and look for the source. You hear it again, a cute little sound that's sharp and shrill. Then you hear more behind you and spin around. A tiny dinosaur hops up towards you. You reach out to pet its head and in shock, you realize it looks like a man's rod… "How strange! What could this be for? How do they eat?" Then another pops up, and another, until a small herd is hopping towards you with their long necks waving and searching for you! You realize this may not be as harmless as it seemed originally, and start to back up, but now there's hundreds jumping on top of you! They are finding their way between your clothing, seeking your skin, finding the hottest parts of you! Then they dive inside and you scream as several little dino-dongs scrape and wrestle to get inside!
Dinosaur Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:
- Overall length: 10 inches.
- Insertable length: 5 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches.
Materials: Silicone
Color: Green, blue