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The Mr. Humongous Dong
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Description
Enjoy pleasure that is "large and in charge" with the Mr. Humongous Dong!
Now with more veins! Every have fantasizes of doing a giant? If so, then the The Mr. Humongous Dong can make those fantasies come true. The giant dong is a huge, 100% phthalate-free PVC dildo that is flexible enough to bend when you need it to, but sturdy enough to handle anything you throw at it. The head of the dong is a lifelike cock head so you can have that realistic feeling upon insertion. So if you feel that bigger is better, then you may want to pick up the The Mr. Humongous Dong.
Mr. Humongous Dong Specs and Benefits:
Size: 9.8 inches in total length, 8.5 inches insertable length, 3.4 inches widest shaft diameter (10.25 inches circumference), 3.6 inches widest head diameter (11 inches circumference)
Material: PVC
This item is phthalate-free
For those who like to use large sex toys for a full stretch
Has a realistic cock head and a balls base
Base keeps dong sturdy so it can be on a flat surface and mounted
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 47 reviews.
Wow is the first thing I can say. It's a great bang for your buck. It might look a little small at first but wait for that large head to enter and you will love the pop it gives you. .
Just received this wonderful dildo and it is a perfect fit for a experienced toy lover. When it slides in all the way you have a fantastic feeling that just can't be beaten. If you like big toys you need this one.
This dildo is amazing….. I’m addicited to the feeling of it stretching my ass. It’s pleasure and pain at the same time. I push the limits (trained up for this dildo),.. once I was able to receive it…..WOW…. My cock starts dropping cum all over the floor. A must buy for experienced pleasure seekers. You won’t be disappointed.
It took me some time to conquer this beautiful beast….but when I did…holy fuck did this didlo feel good. Pain and pleasure at the same time. The second my ass accepted it my cock was spewing cum on the floor. I’m addicted to this toy.
I bought this item drunk one night. I found the purchase in an app the following morning. Oh well, whatever.
I came home to a package about two weeks later that looked very out of place. I brought it inside my apartment and opened it. And HOLY FUCK! Were I not so lazy I would have returned it that second. It's terrifying.
After looking at it every day for about a week, I cracked. I searched for a dilator. Found one here.
I have used a combination of the both for a week and a half, getting closer to penetration every day. I am walking funny and sitting slowly these days, I can tell you that.
Tonight I did it. I got the dildo in me. HOLY FUCK! It's worth the effort and discipline. I'm stretched, wrecked, sore, and eager to do it again tomorrow night. Challenge yourselves!
This monster was hard to get the head in my ass at first but once it was in it serviced my anal stretch fetish well, once again thanks for the great toys and service y’all
Holy fuck! This thing is huge. Took a little persuading and a lot of lube to get it in. Then “pop” it went in. Then my cock started squirting cum everywhere as I pumped it in and out. Wow. What a ride.
much bigger than I imagined, not even close to using this! I have been playing with the Hung for some time but this one is bigger than I can take, possibly ;), will keep trying!
This was just too big for me :( I did manage to get it in but it was too much! I am glad I found my limits. I just wish there was one JUST like this one but very slightly smaller. I had to trim around the head so that I could actually ride it but now its very uncomfortable because its not smooth around the head anymore :( :( otherwise, a great fill and well worth it!
Fuck, I'd be on all fours, at a 45' (degree)bent over extremely, like ass sticking up, and ass wet and ready to firmly thrust that The Mr. H D to the deepest possible depth of my straight, humongous dong, loving German/Mexican Ass Fucking man....
YOU, might not want to try full extasy experience, believe once that dong starts sliding slowly but "DEEP" I promise you will beg for that dong to never stop FUCKING THAT ASS. So please Force that mother fucker in my ass, now PLEASE...
YOU, might not want to try full extasy experience, believe once that dong starts sliding slowly but DEEP" I promise you will beg for that dong to never stop FUCKING THAT ASS. So please Force that mother fucker in my ass
Just got this monster and holy f*ck does it fill an ass! I've got this fist, the three bangs and the super manly...and this is the Lord Humongous! Patience and a shit-ton of lube are a must, but when this thing snaps your ass open you'll know it! A great buy!!!!
I love this dildo in my gaping cunt. It took a good hour but when I felt that pop when the head went in...fantastic ! Especially nice when my girlfriend fist me after my pussy is wide open
WOW! I couldn't believe the pure pleasure i received when I poped the head of this monster! This is the best toy i have ever used by a long shot. I highly recomend buying this toy even if you don't think you can fit it all in. Just looking at it will make you want to try! Love it!
Holy shit! That was what I thought when I first opened the box this big bastard came in. The girth of this dong is impressive. It takes both hands to get around it. My Ass started quivering as soon as I held it in my hand. I couldn't wait to get some me time" with this thing. That night
Damn this thing feels so good in my ass my wife fucks me with it every night after she makes dress up as a women. She makes me get on my knees and suck it then she has her brother fuck my man pussy and swallow his cum. Then she uses this toy in me.
Absolutely awesome. When it first arrived i thought no way. But given time, like around 2 months on and off, and this Jolly was going in one way or another. Once the head finally slid in it was all down shaft from there. What a feeling, being spread that wide. My wife now wants to take control and drive it home deep into my ass. Cant wait.
Oh my GOD!! When i first saw the Jolly i almost fell in love. I knew it would be hard at first and there could be a few struggles along the way, but when you feel the head of the giant sliding up into my highly aroused anus, it almost feels like heaven. Took me about 2 months to finally crack the head of this monster, now cant wait to get back so as i can slide down some more of this Jolly Good Monster.
When i got this great dildo i thought there was no way it would fit in my man pussy.It took me about two hours of playing with other didldoes before i would even attempt it.Then when i did it was still to big to go in easy.Once it popped in my pussy I hurt like hell but i refused to stop shoving it in me.$ hours later i was so wore out that i passed out with it in me.It was so tight in me that it didn't slip out I awoke with this bohemith still i me 1 hour later.I don't use this monster offten but when i do it fills me like no other dildo can
Took 4 weeks to work up to this monster with alot of help from my sexy agresive wife.. She made me plug everyday for 5 hours a day till she could ram this monster into my ASS!!!! And OMFG it made me feel like a true ANAL SLUT.. she makes me dress in thigh highs and a mini skirt as she lubes it up, and IT'S ON she wont let me cum for a min. of 1 hour then i must slurp every last drop MMMMMMMMMMMMM ... A must have toy.. Im am so loose now i have to were maxi pads to keep up with the anal leakage...
Forget your ass guys, I have to tell you that I have never come as hard as I did with this thing wedged in my pussy. I had to overinflated my inflatable for a couple of days to stretch far enough to get it in. I've had it for 2 months and can take it all the way to the balls!!! Fun, fun, fun!!!
First got this and thought OMG! It's been over a month and I just now can get the head almost in, and after the head pops in, then I'll work on the shaft, but I'm not sure if I can ever take all of it! You need patience, plenty of time and plenty of lube, and when using it you might want to try a numbing gel, believe it or not, Ora Jel Max (with Benzocaine) work great, just look for anything ending in caine"."
When I unpacked this monster I knew that I had really screwed up because I would never be able to get even that huge head in my ass, let alone the rest of it. But, my ass was quivering with anticipation and so I lubed it up, set Jolly on the edge of my bed and eased myself down onto it. After a few minutes I felt it begin to enter and stretch my ass, producing extreme pleasure, as it continued to slide inside. Before I knew it the head was all the way in and my sphincter had closed on the shaft below it and I was floating on a cloud of ectasy as I continued to slide on down the shaft. I made it about halfway down the rest of the shaft before it refused to go any further and so I just started fucking it, slowly in and out and OMG what wonderful pleasure. Jolly quickly became my favorite toy and I made it two thirds of the way on down the shaft before losing him in an unfortunate moving incident. As soon as I can afford it, I am going to replace him as he is the KING of butt toys!!!
I am absolutly in love with this nice thick monster. I am very tiny, and i wanted a maximum stretching for my pussy. My boyfriend came back from overseas and he said what is that. I opened my legs and told him to make me beg to stop. He lubed me up and pushed, i screamed in pain and he told me i bought it i was gonna take it!! He got 1/2 way in and I was sweating. He told me relax and take it and he pushed further. The further it went in the more he came. I got a good stretching and he came on my face.
Thats it! I finally found the ultimate mate. I have every kind of ass stretching dong and plug you can about name. I can take most of them up to 12 long all the way through the 3rd stage in my ass
My husband bought this because he said I needed a new challenge. My biggest dildo had a head about 10 inches around, and after a couple of years of regular use, I can take it with ease. Well this bad boy is 11.5 inches around at the head and it's all the challenge I can handle. I jumped off in pain the first few times my hubby put it in me. He got me good and drunk one night and loosened me up with a long fisting session to stretch my pussy and popped it in. It still hurt, but he got me to take some deep breaths and relax until the pain passed. Then the pleasure kicked in. He started rolling it left and right and I started cumming really hard. It's too big for fast in and out thrusting. Slow and easy with a ton of lube is the only way to go. I've never been so full. This isn't an every day toy for me, but when I want maximum stretching it's great. I can get about six inches deep before it gets too wide again, but I'll keep trying to get a little more in. This is no toy for beginners. I recommend this toy for any woman who's already experienced with huge dildos and wants to go to the next level. I won't be trying anything bigger than this. I'm already a little afraid I might hurt myself with this thing. I have no idea how anyone takes this thing in the ass. That would put me in diapers and probably in the hospital. I never understood the relationship between pain and pleasure before, but I understand it now. It hurts so good.
