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The Monkey Rocker Machine
[DS200]

The Monkey Rocker Machine
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$749.00
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The Monkey Rocker fucking machine

Grab onto the handles and fuck yourself to orgasm! The Monkey Rocker has an articulated seat specially designed to make it easy, fun and safe for people to experience penetrative sexual pleasure. The Monkey Rocker is smooth and stable so you can concentrate on the pleasure you deserve. The machine relies entirely on your body movement to do all of its thrusting. There are no motors to plug in or breakdown, and no noise. More importantly, because the Monkey Rocker responds only to your movement, you have complete control so it's like a lover that can read your mind. How it works?

The Monkey Rocker has a seat which rocks in response to your movement. As the seat assembly moves forward or back in relation to the base, the thrust control arms move the pivoting thrust arm assembly upward or downward in relation to the seat. The Monkey Rocker comes with a removable vac-u-lock plug which can be used to attach any vac-u-lock dildo to the thrust arm. Our 8 inch vac-u-lock dong is included. We also offer 2 other vac-u-lock dildos that can be used with the Monkey Rocker(see below).

Advantages:
Because of it unique design Monkey Rocker has advantages other machines don't.

  • It is lightweight (25 lbs fully assembled) and compact; this makes the machine easy to carry and store.

  • Requires no electricity or complicated setup.

  • Is completely silent, ensuring privacy.

  • Can accommodate users up to 400lbs.

  • Features thrusting controlled entirely by your movement, so the speed and depth of penetration is easy for you to vary and bring yourself to orgasm as quickly or as slowly as preferred.

  • Is perfect for anal stimulation. That part of the body is full of nerve endings and can be a wonderful source of pleasure. Because the Monkey Rocker is easy to control you won't have to be worried about being penetrated too hard or too fast.


Construction:

The Monkey Rocker is constructed of 3/4 inch thick ultra refined medium density fiberboard (MDF). MDF offers a great combination of strength, stability and beauty. It is finished with a powder coating for durability.

Shipping Notice: Due to the size of this product we cannot ship to P.O. Boxes.


   

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5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by USMC Marines Date Added: Saturday 28 June, 2008  
I was shocked after being introduced to the monkey rocker machine by a fellow Marine, who suggested Marines should use it. Hesitant at first, some of the other Marines decided to use it. Marines are suppose to be fucking Machines and and use their rifle when called for, not the other way around. Being fucked by this Monkey Rocker Machine has made me more of a man then I though I was. I know now that it take a man to take it down his hole. Congratulation to the inventor of the Machine, it is the most pleasurable thing next to being fucked by a man. Our girlfriend enjoy watching us Marines ride a cock. I never though stimulating that prostate made you ejaculate without even touching you cock. Man, does it stimulate the prostate. I'm riding that cock anytime I get a change, and so are other Marines. Sempre Fi.
5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by Doug smith Date Added: Saturday 05 April, 2008  
I bought the rocker and guys you are gonig to love.I am a married man but I love anal sex.My wife is not down with wearing a strap-on so I had to find anther way.I rock on this until I have an anal orgasm best sex hands down...
5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by Cock Rider Date Added: Sunday 24 February, 2008  
I love this machine soooooo fucking much... At night when i get home from work i sit on this thing and i cant help but squirt time and time again..... In fact I have made a special room for this machine for easy clean up and wow has that helped.. I can do whatever I want when I get home and dont have to worry one bit about cleaning up afterward!
5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by Nasty Girl Date Added: Sunday 27 January, 2008  
Me and my girlfriend are very nasty girls and we just had to tell everyone how much we love the monkey rocker. Sometimes we actually fight to see who gets to use it first.
5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!] by The Nice Lady Date Added: Tuesday 15 January, 2008  
What I like best about my MonkeyRocker is sucking someone's cock while I am rocking to orgasm.... it's a threesome without the drama. I also enjoy rocking with the giant dildo in my pussy while a butt plug fills my ass and the small excellent vibrator tickles my clit. (the double headed dildo is too difficult to insert, besides the butt side is too small) Also, unlike other sex machines, it doesn't dim the lights in the neighborhood when you turn it on, because there's no electricity, just me rocking back and forth and back and forth.
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