AWESOME doesn't even come close to describe this incredible machine. I received one as a gift two years ago.......and have been on cloud nine ever since. It always stays hard, never gets tired and never talks back LOL. There obviously is no replacement for the real thing, but when you reallllly need a good, long pounding any time of the day or night......Black Magic is your MAN! I recommend starting with a small dildo and work your way up.........and remember; LOTS OF LUBE. GrrrrrrRawrrrr!!!!!!!!!!