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Wet Platinum Lube 3.1oz (30% Off)
[EC428]

$13.95
by Syncubus Date Added: Tuesday 20 December, 2005
This stuff is by far the slickest lube I've ever used and lasts forever! A little goes a really long way. It's quite runny out of the tube, though, so if you're going to slop it all over the place, don't do it over your plastic chair mat. You'll bust your ass in the morning and spill coffee everywhere (it doesn't dry, see?). I imagine you could lubricate golf balls and simply throw them in someone's virgin ass from across the room (assuming you had good aim and didn't wack them in the back of the head leaving little greasy golf-ball-sized dots in their hair or ping a nut and make them flinch). It's really that slick!

5 of 5 Stars! [Rated 5 of 5 Stars!]
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