Ok, so you’re out a job. It sucks. You probably spend time at the unemployment office. According to Mina over at Longing’s End, they’re probably even charging you to park your car while you’re sitting in their long line. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make this time fun. Because everyone knows you’ll get a job faster if you’re not depressed and upset about being unemployed. Here are our suggestions:

2 ways 2 Screw with in the Unemployment Line

Wear something stimulating under your clothes

… and I don’t mean sexy underwear, although those could be good too! No, rather wear something that REALY stimulates you while you’re sitting in that line. For the ladies- consider the Butterfly Vibrator - it’s an affordable remote-controlled strap-on vibrator that smoothly goes under your underwear. Everyone at the Unemployment Office will wonder why you’re smiling! Guys- you too can keep that smile up while you’re sitting there waiting- Cock Rings and Penis Jewelry are popular to wear under clothes and will keep you in a state of ongoing stimulation!

Make sure your partner isn’t wanking off without you!

… using one of our many chastity devices. For men, especially, this can be very stimulating and our CB6000 is our most popular models and is wearable smoothly under clothing and worn full-time. Women can be fitted with the Strict Leather Chasity Belt and locked in tight- however make sure she’s got a way out if she needs to use the restroom in public!

2 kinky ways to Make money while you’re unemployed

Are you un-employed and looking to make a little extra money? Here are some humorous, fun and, yes, KINKY things you can do in between job-hunting that might bring you in a little bit of moola.

Earn extra money while unemployed by blogging your sex life

Ok, so even if you already blog, you might not be monetizing that blog. Even if you are putting up Google Adwords, loyal blog traffic doesn’t click on them as much as visitors to static sites do so you’re probably not making a killing every month (although there are exceptions!). Instead, if you have a large reader base, if you review sex toys, or if you’re good at writing catchy articles consider becoming an affiliate. Like Extreme Restraints’ stuff? Blog about it regularly? Go to nicheshops.com to become an affiliate and make some money from your recommendations!

Want a bigger penis? Make some extra money for doing it!

Thinking about starting a Penis-Enlargement regiment? If you use a Magnum Penis Enlarger and track your progress for six months (hey- you could kill to birds with one stone and BLOG about this too!) they’ll pay you up to $2000 if you win their Magnum Enlargement Race. They’ve extended their entry time-line since their last bunch of folks dropped out (although the website isn’t updated yet) and you can continue to enter until the race status no longer says “accepting applications”.

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