My friends:

As I look out among you, I can tell that some of you did more than kiss when the clock struck 12am for 2009. I can also tell that you just seemed to continue whatever it was you were doing when you were standing under the mistletoe for the holidays. But now, we have reached a new year and it’s a chance for all of us to make a fresh start and have a new outlook on life as we move forward another 365 days.

Now that I’ve sounded all diplomatic… I hope it wasn’t just the Times Square Ball that glowed during the wee hours of January 1st, if you know what I’m talking about! I hope that some of you rang in the new year with a freshly squeezed orgasm and chances for 365 more.

I wanted to also ask you what your New Year’s resolutions are? Yeah, I don’t want the ones about losing weight, saving money or trying to say one less joke about your mother-in-law. I want some sexy resolutions. You know? The one you make to try that next two levels on the Zeus Power Box. How about the resolution to try a little light bondage? Maybe you’ve made the promise that you’ll fulfill your partner’s fantasies at least once per month (which was probably 2 times per month more than what you were doing now?). Maybe in addition to the losing weight, you plan on growing your cock out a little more? These are all worthy goals for 2009.

Go ahead and share those sexy resolutions, hopes and thoughts for the new year.

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