We sell a variety of items that can turn even a mild-mannered person into an animal. You could wear a dog mask, use a dog bone bit gag, purchase a shock puppy trainer and more.

So I wanted to ask all of you sort-of a double question: Have you ever used any thing like these items or others?

Secondly, tell me about the best physical sex you’ve had. Now I know, sex itself is physical, but I’m talking about heart-stopping, lamp-breaking, headboard-denting, neighbor-piss-offing sex. That kind of sex you needed a couple of days to recover from.

And if you have such a story, please tell me what you did to cause that to happen. I would like to live vicariously through you!

Face it: You want to have sex on Valentine’s Day. If there’s any day you and your partner can pick out of the year for a little bedroom fun, it has to be Valentine’s Day. In addition, why would you want to take such a special day and have sex in your “normal” fashion? You know: Missionary, roll over, doggy, roll back, missionary, on your side, spoon, come, breathe, sleep –no wait… maybe that’s just me.

Right now Extreme Restraints is having our Hearts and Handcuffs Event. Like that title? Yeah, I came up with that last year because it uses cool alliteration and it’s two fitting things connecting us with you. So what are we offering exactly? How about 15% Off (15% = 10% instantly + 5% rebate) select gift guide items. Every item in our gift guide (whether the price is already reduced or not) is eligible for this offer.

Just take the safe word, valentine, and use it when you reach the checkout. And if you’re so inclined send me information about what you have planned for Valentine’s Day? Do you plan it out early or are you last minute? Do you do the candlelight dinner thing or do you have mad passionate animal sex on the living room floor?

Feel free to share. I like it when you share.

One of my favorite smart-ass websites about celebrity news, The Superficial (worth the read for the sense of humor) posted some pictures of a (gee, ya think!?) pregnant Jenna Jameson. Everyone knows that Jenna was one of the major icons of the adult industry and now she’s going to the mothering thing. We all wish her the best.

Let me just preface this by saying I actually do like Princess Superstar’s music So I’m not ashamed to say that. Secondly, this is the unedited video (lyrics wise). Enjoy and see you all on Monday.

Song: Bad Babysitter

Artist: Princess Superstar

Album: Princess Superstar Is

A bit of the funny to start your weekend. I’m sure many of our customers would find this a bit humorous:

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