Especially if you work at eXtreme Restraints! We were inspired by The Office, and unfortunately our warehouse manage took the afternoon off. We decided he’d gone missing and put up “wanted” fliers all over his desk. And then, because we’re us, we left him a dick on his chair and some ‘porn’ on his screen to add to the realism.

The “Full” effect (note the bendi-winki on the chair).

Ok, so you’re out a job. It sucks. You probably spend time at the unemployment office. According to Mina over at Longing’s End, they’re probably even charging you to park your car while you’re sitting in their long line. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make this time fun. Because everyone knows you’ll get a job faster if you’re not depressed and upsed about being unemployed. Here are our suggestions:

2 ways 2 Screw with in the Unemployment Line

Wear something stimulating under your clothes

… and I don’t mean sexy underwear, although those could be good too! No, rather wear something that REALY stimulates you while you’re sitting in that line. For the ladies- consider the Butterfly Vibrator - it’s an affordable remote-controlled strap-on vibrator that smoothly goes under your underwear. Everyone at the Unemployment Office will wonder why you’re smiling! Guys- you too can keep that smile up while you’re sitting there waiting- Cock Rings and Penis Jewlery are popular to wear under clothes and will keep you in a state of ongoing stimulation!

Make sure your partner isn’t wanking off without you!

… using one of our many chastity devices. For men, especially, this can be very stimulating and our CB6000 is our most popular models and is wearable smoothly under clothing and worn full-time. Women can be fitted with the Strict Leather Chasity Belt and locked in tight- however make sure she’s got a way out if she needs to use the restroom in public!

2 kinky ways to Make money while you’re unemployed

Are you un-employed and looking to make a little extra money? Here are some humorous, fun and, yes, KINKY things you can do in between job-hunting that might bring you in a little bit of moola.

Earn extra money while unemployed by blogging your sex life

Ok, so even if you already blog, you might not be monitizing that blog. Even if you are putting up Google Adwords, loyal blog traffic doesn’t click on them as much as visitors to static sites do so you’re probably not making a killing every month (although there are exceptions!). Instead, if you have a large reader base, if you review sex toys, or if you’re good at writing catchy articles consider becomming an affiliate. Like Extreme Restraints’ stuff? Blog about it regularly? Go to nicheshops.com to become an affiliate and make some money from your recomendations!

Want a bigger penis? Make some extra money for doing it!

Thinking about starting a Penis-Enlargement regimine? If you use a Magnum Penis Enlarger and track your progress for six months (hey- you could kill to birds with one stone and BLOG about this too!) they’ll pay you up to $2000 if you win their Magnum Enlargement Race. They’ve extended their entry timeline since their last bunch of folks dropped out (although the website isn’t updated yet) and you can continue to enter until the race status no longer says “accepting applications”.

Ideas? Suggestions? We always love your comments.

Thanks to the Girls over at SexToyDistributing.com who helped me with this week’s HNT!

Make sure to check out all the (even better) HNTs over at Osbasso’s Blog!

And it’s not even a sale!

So when I talk with my friends about sex toys, I find that far too many of them don’t even have a vibrator. Seriously? I ask them… and they’re like “oh… they’re just too expensive…” Um. NO! Here are 100 sex toys you can buy for under $10! At these prices, you should order at LEAST 10 and give them out at your next party. Most of these toys are normally priced at these great prices, only a few (you’ll see them) are currently being discounted. Either way- you save!

69 Sex Toys under $10

1. Mini Bullet One Touch Vibrator $7.80
2. Vibrating Silver Bullet $8.50
3. The Frisky Fingers Silicone Sleeve with Vibe $8.95
4. Trinity Micro Clit Massager $11.85 $9.75
5. The Tongue Dinger $4.99
6. The Tongue Teaser Vibrator $5.00
7. Finger Sleeve with Vibrating Bullet $8.95
8. Dolphin Tickler Kit $9.50
9. Rabbit Tickler Kit $9.50
10. Vibe Me Petite $7.95
11. The Trinity Silver Slim Vibrator $7.95
12. Super-Stretch Penis or Vibrator Sleeves $9.00
13. Waterproof Pocket Rocket Traveler $9.25
14. Touch and Go Vibe $9.95
15. Cordless Vibrating Cock Ring $5.33 $4.75
16. The Night Rider Cock Ring $4.95
17. The O-Boy Vibrating Quickie Kit $7.95
18. Stretch Cock Ring with Vibrator $7.95
19. Screaming O Plus $8.00
20. Thai Jelly Anal Beads $7.50
21. Ben-Wa Balls $8.50
22. Ben Wa Balls $9.49
23. The Anal Tool $9.95
24. G-Spot Penis Extension $7.50
25. 3 Inch Black Latex Extension $7.00
26. Brown Latex Penis Extension $7.50
27. Bondage Tape $7.95
28. Red and Black Feather Tickler $5.00
29. Ostrich Tickler $5.95
30. Universal Double Lock Key $5.25
31. Black Handcuffs $9.95
32. Mummification Vet Wrap $5.50
33. Penis Head Ring $2.90
34. Gummy Cock and Head Rings $2.95
35. Steel Ring Set $6.00
36. Rubber Cock Rings $6.00
37. Nuts and Bolts Cock Ring $6.95
38. The Enhancer Cock Ring $7.00
39. Strict Leather Speed Snap Cock Ring $7.50
40. Gold Cock Rings $7.50
41. Strict Leather Cock Ring with Velcro $7.85
42. Dolphin Tickler Cock Ring $7.95
43. The Cock Cage: Stretch-to-Fit Cock Ring $8.29
44. Elastomer Cock Ring $9.50
45. The Cock Cage Enhancer $9.50
46. Black Steel Ball Weights $9.00
47. Chrome Ball Weights $9.00
48. Bull Nipple Rings $6.50
49. KI Rubber Nipple Suckers $7.95
50. Snake Bite Kit $8.00
51. Disposable Enema Kit $9.50
52. Cleopatra Clit Clip $7.95
53. Fishnet Crotchless Pantyhose $6.50
54. Lycra Lined Triangle Bra Top $8.00
55. Spider Web Arm Warmers $5.00
56. Mystery Mask $6.00
57. Fetish Fantasy Disposable Whip $4.00
58. The Feather $5.80
59. Icy-Hot Chain Stimulator $7.50
60. Anal / Rectum Proctoscope $9.95
61. 10-Pack Disposable Vaginal Speculums $9.95
62. Lister Surgeon’s Scissors $6.00
63. Wartenburg Wheel $12.00 $9.50
64. Male External Catheter $7.00
65. Sensual Hot Wax Candles $5.95
66. The Pounder $23.25 $9.80
67. The Waterproof Ballsy Vibrator $25.00 $9.95
68. The Intimacy Massager $32.50 $9.95
69. The Vibrating Pleasure Probe $21.50 $5.95

So you have no excuses! Get out there and *cough* Get BUSSY!

Ok, so last week Google launched a new search option in their labs called the Google News Timeline. It’s AWESOME! So me, being me, did a search for ’sex’. Wow. Tons of sex articles in the past couple of days- today alone there are 10 articles on sex before Noon EST. So it’s a HUGE search query. I narrowed it to just showing me the highlights of the decades, and then amused myself by scrolling backwards. They have articles going back all the way to 1800! Wondering what’s going on in SEX for the past 200+ years?

1800s:

Wife sale prices in Manchester, England are now being regulated by the magistrate for quality so that the market wouldn’t be saturated with below-average specimines.

1810s:

Big problem - wives in Sydney, AUS are not as reverent and church-oriented as a new arival from England thinks they should be.

1820s:

Lots of rumblings about women who are disgracing their sex.

1830s:

Arguments over whether to educate women or not and whether the intellect and the soul have a sex. It is thought that they are asexual here.

1840s:

Lots of emphasis in articles on difference to women and romantic sensibilities- women should be put on a pedestal kind of thing.

1850s:

Ohh… articles BY women begin. Discussion on ‘the proper sphere of men’ and whether or not women can and should be shop keepers. It is thought that, so long as the shop is only selling to women women’s things then they might be able to manage it.

1860s:

Interesting Cornell article about how, if liberated from the responsibilities of housewifery (because their educations have made them now bad at this) women might become leaders among women in the same way men have become leaders among men. Laboring women fight for better (not equal!) pay.

1870s:

Enter “Sex Education”! Ok, but not what you think. It’s a huge question, all the way to the president and the supreme court, whether to educate women. Specifically whether to allow them to atain a higher education and open them to professional feilds.

1880s:

Many still are arguing that the sex of someone limits them, but by the middle of the decade 13 female doctors are awarded degrees! Fun violent argument against a statement that American women, because they don’t have to work”will become more intelligent and cultured than men”. Rather, women are for ornament- their education and culturing will never be used to displace the male role as breadwinner.

1890s:

Women newspaper writers are frequent and the difference and similarities between genders continues to have the front page as the Women’s Sufferage movement gets fully underway. However, for the first time, we’re beginning to see the term “sex” used to reffer to intercourse instead of gender in the newspapers on a regular basis as the studies of Darwinism become more and more popular.

1900s:

Lots of questions about the sex of angels real near the century turning. Then everything turns to sexual equality as the sufferage movement steams up into full force.

1910s:

Dr. Riddle first attempts to control the sex of animals and says that, if successful, it can be applied to humans. Sufferage and equality fight continues.

1920s:

Ok, sex education is back- this time in schools. Except, if you talk about the actual SEX act (instead of just hygene) you’re liable to be suspended from teaching. So keep it clean folks!

1930s:

Here’s the breaking point- it’s the hey-day for Sex in the news. At least 3 articles in Time magazine on the subject. The female sex hormone is discovered. A bunch of daring ’sex’ films are banned because they display the female body to levaciously (as in, draped in cloth instead of clothed). Sex conference held to teach kids in schools how to have better sex lives and thereby prevent divorce (it planned things, but didn’t get anything implemented *pout*). Popular book out called “Marriage” in Europe and US promotes women, as well as men, ’sowing their wild oats’ before they get married- around the age of 15.

1940s:

There’s still a lot of talk, especially at the NYTs, about how to controll the sex of offspring. Lots of studies- including interesting douching and timing methods to control fertility and ensure a male. Sex education continues to grow and expand with parents being told for the first time to talk honestly and openly with kids about sex, even at a young age, instead of using fairy tales.

1950s:

Lots of reported and discussed sex crimes. Is this a rise in reporting or a rise in activity? No way to know. Catholic church pushes back AGAINST sex education in favor of parents and the church teaching kids instead of the school system.

1960s:

Wow, tons of sex books published. Most notably is Masters and Johnson’s “Human Sexual Response” which describes in detail the female erotic stimulation and response leading to orgasm. It’s dry and clinical and sells like a bestselling novel.

1970s:

Ford hires more women workers. Sex education is believed to lead to experimentation and so the Vatican publishes a Sex Code for Catholics. Sex is apparently everywhere, even your phone!

1980s:

Sex in schools and Aids are in the headlines. With the growth of Aids, Regan urges kids to avoid sex. Sex scandals are on the rise.

1990s:

More sex scandals (anyone remember Lewinski?) and as they become common, same-sex couples begin to fight for parental and marital rights. In addition, same-sex couples and GLBTQ couples fight for equal rights in the work place (anyone remember/experience don’t ask/don’t tell?).

2000s:

The fight for same sex marriage continues, sex education fight comes back with a vengence and surveys about sex show that people are having sex for more reasons (Chicago Tribune says 237 reasons) and later in life (80s and 90s!).

Wow… what a journey! Here’s to all those out there who have and who continue to fight for sexual rights!

Sometimes it’s harder than others to get people to take their clothes off for me durring HNT. At first @headlessmunky was a little shy, but eventually I talked her into showing me her tan lines! What a nice ass you have!

Think you recognize that hot bootie? You probably do! She’s frequently a finger model for our finger vibes!

Is the new Digg bar killing the social news site? Perhaps not all at once (a la Twitter whale of death) but ever since the new Digg bar launched a cancer-type infection seems to be spreading through the powerhouse. While I, as a Digg user, am enjoying the functionality of the new bar, I’m also finding it annoying for several reasons:

It started with SEOs being upset -
SEO and the new Digg bar aren’t playing nicely together because of the Digg bar’s stripping of the URL and replacing it with their own within a frame upon click-through. So while Digg will still drive traffic to your site, link juice is now non-existent. blah…

Then my friends crashed -
When the little yellow “new fan” alert at the top of my Digg screen didn’t appear I wasn’t upset. However I’m a narcissist when it comes to my Digg profile and when I can’t click through and see my fans, or when it says I have 7 new fans and I click through and there’s nothing there, well that’s just false advertising. grrrr…

But my biggest, ongoing pet peeve is the Stats not working.
I want to know how many things I’ve dugg. I want to know how many things I’ve shouted. All I can see are my profile views (probably not correct) and the number of comments I’ve left. This is not helpful for me- how am I to know if I’ve been doing enough digging today or if I’ve been slacking? I’m lazy and I don’t want to count. pout….

Digg- the new bar is handy, but please don’t turn as unreliable as Twitter!!!

(I’m Malia Williams - add me on Twitter and Digg - Like I said I’m a narcissist and I need friends!)

Hey guys- do you stimulate your prostate properly and regularly? Studies show that regular prostate massage and stimulation can be both pleasurable and good for your prostate health. The Aneros prostate massagers have been called “The greatest sex toy[s] ever invented” but choosing your first one can be a bit intimidating. Here’s a brief run-down of their great product line (just *click* to see more about each product and to buy).

The Aneros MGX is the Original Aneros and is ideal for Beginners or all experience levels. It’s medically researched and designed to work with your own body’s movements in order to create amazing orgasams from stimulating the prostate. If you’re under 5′6 get the Aneros SGX which is specially formed for shorter men.

The Aneros Helix is designed for the more adventurous beginner who’s looking for some more immediate pressure. It’s redesigned P-Tab is more focused and provides easier and powerful stimulation for beginners,  however it isn’t as agile as the other models which can make it less versatile for more advanced users.

The Aneros Progasm is the largest of the Aneros models, but is designed to maintain it’s mobility for a wide varriety of sensations. It’s perineum tab and Kundalini tab designs stimulate nerves up and down your back for increased sensation. This model is best for advanced, experienced users who want a very robust massage.

The Aneros Maximus is designed like the MGX and the SGX but is larger all around to give the more experienced user a fuller experience with more presure on the rectum. Because it’s larger, you should work up to this model so that you’ll have strong enough PC sphincter muscles to use it right.

The Aneros Euphoro is the most advanced Aneros design, smaller in head and stem and shaped to move the most - providing you with the widest range of stimulation. When you’ve built up to this model, you’ll be able to use your PC sphincter muscles to precisely controll this toy - enabling you the widest range of senations and pleasure.

For Men and Women:

The Aneros Peridise set of two butt plugs is designed for both men and women and for stimulation alone or durring sex. These butt plugs are a great way to increase sensation and introduce anal play into your sex life.

Aneros toys are great. What more can I say? If you haven’t gotten one yet, head on over to our Aneros Prostate Massagers section and pick out the right one for you (go with the classic for your first one). Seriously. Now. Why are you still reading this? You should be buying one. If you already have one- get one for a friend. Everyone needs some amazing orgasams in their life durring this time of finacial downturn. GO NOW!! Aneros Prostate Massagers

This week for HNT I went in search of a willing accomplice to hogtie with our new metal hogtie with leather restraints. I got one of my co-workers talked into getting all tied up to show off this new product- then I found out they don’t even go on sale till Friday! *whoops* So if you want to play with one of these beauties, you’ll have to come back here then (I’ll put up a link) or  you can check out our new products tomorrow evening and see all the great new things Marques has put up! In the meantime- here’s a preview:

Now go check out the rest of this week’s HNTs over at Obasso’s Blog!

For this week I got some amazing co-workers to show me their tatoos! *click* for closer and more tattoo pictures or just check out the Flicker stream!

Thanks everyone for helping out! Now make sure to check out Views from the Back Row for more HNT!

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